About

“Get Tested Secretly” is a Service of EmersonThoreau, LLC.

Sometimes, we need medical testing to find out what’s happening with our body.

We feel you should be able to be tested without the social stigma and the stress of worrying if others will find out.

If you choose to share your condition or your concerns with others, that’s your choice.

But then, too, maybe it’s none of their business. Maybe family members would worry if they suspected you have an illness. Even if you test “negative” and have a clean-bill-of-health, maybe friends or family would be judgmental about your sex life if they knew you were being tested for STEs. Or maybe your insurance company would discriminate against you if they knew you were being tested for a particular disease or condition.

Yes, even if results show you do not have an illness or abnormal condition, the simple fact you were being tested could cause problems for you at work, or with your partners, friends, colleagues, and family.

NOTE: We are not a laboratory. However, we have partnered with medical laboratory services to help you get medical testing privately — secretly.  In exchange for referring you to them and bringing them new clients, the laboratories pay us a small commission. This does not increase the fees you pay. It’s a perfectly normal business expense (like advertising) and is absorbed by the lab company. In the same way, if we recommend books on this site, and you purchase them, then Amazon may pay us a small affiliate commission fee.

Whenever you need private medical testing, please start with this site.  We may be adding additional services or partnering with less expensive lab services to save you money.

Here’s how to contact us:

Stop Worrying. Get Your Confidence Back.... Get Tested. Get Treated (?) Get on with Your Life!

DISCLAIMER:

Please Note: The information on this site is not meant to be used as medical advice, diagnosis, or treatment nor to substitute for the advice of a qualified health professional.

The purpose of this site is to help you protect your health and your personal privacy by putting you in touch with a national network of medical laboratories who can offer you a variety of confidential medical tests. Depending on the results of your test(s) you may then want to schedule an appointment with your own qualified health professional or visit a medical clinic for consultation and treatment.

GET TESTED SECRETLY? This site is to help you get tested “secretly” — without your family or friends or colleagues or even your doctor knowing.  However, if your results come back “positive” for certain STDs (such as HIV) then the laws and regulations determining whom your lab must report that information to varies by state and location.

So be sure to ask the laboratory what happens if your tests come back “positive” — ask what information will be shared and with whom.

To learn more about the complexities of “confidential” and “anonymous” testing and various reporting regulations… Click Here.

Also, this site is a public service which is funded primarily by referral commissions paid by the labs and services and products recommended.  What this means is if you click on a link and buy a service, this site receives a commission on your purchase. For example, if you click on a link to Amazon and make a purchase, this site is paid a small (4% to 6%) commission by Amazon for sending you to their site. Don’t worry: This does NOT increase the price you pay for the services or products you purchase. Just like other advertising, it is an ordinary business expense absorbed by the companies.

Thanks for getting tested, protecting your health, and for making the world safer by reducing the number of people infected by partners who didn’t know they were spreading a disease.

“Get Tested. Get Treated. Get on with Your Life!”